Novel Idea

I've been thinking lately of amazing books I've read that either haven't been subjected to a film adaptation or haven't been subjected to a decent one. With that in mind, I bring you my picks for awesome books what should be awesome movies by now.

The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay by Michael Chabon

Name-checked by early 2000s cool guy Seth Cohen and even by one of my Honours course coordinators, this story of cousins who almost singlehandedly revolutionise the comic book industry in New York before, during and after World War II is just begging for life on the silver screen, not least because of the novel's interest in the image and popular culture.

Plot: Josef Kavalier escapes Prague in 1939 and comes to live with his cousin, Sammy Klayman, in Brooklyn. Joe, a talented artist and Sam, a would-be writer, together create a comic book series called The Escapist. Riding a wave of success during the golden age of the comic book, each boy battles their own demons; Joe becomes frustrated with his attempts to rescue his family still in Prague while falling in love with New York, not to mention artist Rosa Saks, and Sam struggles with his lack of literary success while questioning his sexual identity. The pair part ways and 11 years later, we find Sam and Rosa married with a son, Tommy, who has been receiving instruction in magic and escapology from Joe in secret, who is now hiding out in his and Sammy's old office in the Empire State Building. The cousins are eventually reunited through the inescapable bonds of family, love and religion.

Why it's perfect for an adaptation: regarded as one of the best novels of the 21st Century, a film version would definitely pull an audience. It deals with some themes Hollywood has long been interested in, fusing the comic book film, war films and the Holocaust film, not to mention that it also includes the enduring nature of true love. It also has a real sense of time and location, and to quote an oft-cited cliché, the city of New York is almost as central a character as Kavalier and Clay themselves. It also serves as a love letter to that which both comic books and Hollywood cinema trade on: the idea of escapism. There's a beautiful passage toward the end of the book that explains the importance of having an outlet to escape the struggles of the real world. The sky's the limit in terms of a visual style – recreating the world of Kavalier and Clay could both rely on the beautiful comic books they produce and their influences, most notably Orson Welles with Citizen Kane.

Why it hasn't already been made: Don't bother asking why I'm the first person to think it would make an awesome film, because I'm not. The project is currently described on Wikipedia as being in 'development hell,' and it has a hauntingly empty entry on IMDB, with four question marks in place of a year of release. The story goes that Scott Rudin had been involved in the production of the film adaptation for a long time with Chabon adapting the screenplay himself. Creative differences occurred between him and Chabon, namely, that Chabon seemed to Rudin to be butchering his own work, leaving out what he considered to be crucial scenes. Since then, the project has been picked up and put back down again for a while, the last time it looked like it had a serious greenlight being apparently in 2007.

Not only that, but Chabon himself feels that the novel's structure doesn't lend itself easily to the 3 act structure of film. The novel spans quite a number of years and odd locations, and there is indeed a gap of eleven years around the middle of what is a very long story. The story's length and structure may indeed make it difficult – in any case the film would be very long. The issue is, would it outstay its welcome or would it feel like too short a stay in Chabon and co.'s company?

Cast and Crew: It's no easy task, crewing a hypothetical project when I have little to no industry insight. But I'm not going to let that stop me putting my two cents in.

Screenwriter



Chabon himself has remained as screenwriter on the proposed project. Having the writer adapt the novel for the screen is definitely an advantage, but is he too close to the work? He also works within a completely different medium and a different structure, format, etc.



He has said that he has struggled to adapt his own work – maybe a fresh start with a new screenwriter on board may help this baby along. The book's snappy dialogue and flair may lend itself to an Aaron Sorkin, perhaps? In any case, this requires careful handling and a large dose of 'directing from the page.'

Director of Photography




It's a pity that Gregg Toland's dead. He would have been perfect.



Robert Richardson could definitely give the film a polished, stylised look, having photographed The Aviator for Martin Scorsese and producing an even more highly stylised and breathtaking, shall we say parallel 1940s, in Tarantino's Inglourias Basterds. Anyone with a respect for the classical Hollywood style and particular ease with low-key lighting, deep focus and understanding of the importance of depth of field would nail it. So...Gregg Toland, then.

Director



Matthew Vaughn, hands down. He's adapted fantasy novels with ease (Stardust), and has mastered not one but two successful comic book films; Kick-Ass and X-Men: First Class. He can handle effects-driven material as well as more character-driven work and while his background is clearly in action and crime films, he can still find the emotional core of any story. He'd be able to navigate location filming and if required he would be comfortable with using computer animation for particular setpieces (the ruins of the World's Fair, the Empire State Building interiors and Joe's stunt on the roof). He's worked with some remarkable actors including Michael Gambon and Mark Strong and the inclusion of a scene in which an eleven year old girl drops the C-bomb while brutally killing gangsters and criminals in Kick-Ass means he won't shy away from some of the novel's more difficult moments.

Main Cast

Josef Kavalier



Ben Whishaw. He's got the haunted, penetrating eyes of someone who's been through some serious shit, and a European look that seems perfect for Joe. His public persona seems to exude Joe's quiet resolve and supreme intellect. Plus, he's got eyes you could just dive into – exactly how I imagine Mr Kavalier.

Sam Clay



Any big-screen version of the ambitious Sam Clay needs to crack wise like a Jonah Hill, but handle the more serious subject matter of the search for his sexual identity like a Jesse Eisenberg. Eisenberg wins for two reasons: he's fresh from Academy attention, and I have a massive crush on him and would cast him in every single film ever if I could.

Rosa Saks



Previous incarnations of the project have put Natalie Portman in the role, most likely because she's an incredible actress and might jump at the chance to play the gal in this scalene love triangle. As much as I love and respect her, to me she looks completely wrong for the role. My choice would be Alia Shawkat. She's proved she's got the attitude required to play Rosa and the figure to boot.

Tracy Bacon



Ryan Gosling. He's gorgeous, he could easily play the quintessential 1940s Hollywood hero with a career-destroying secret, and did I mention he is absolutely gorgeous?

We'll sort out silly logistics like age, chemistry and casting young and old versions of the characters vs makin them older or younger digitally later.

My only hope is that The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay leaves development hell and ascends to box office heaven. Of course I would like to be consulted on my ideas for the project as outlined above (and I feel sure I will. Ahem.), but in the end, all I'd like from any filmmaker who takes it onboard is that they make the film as a spectacular thank you letter to this amazing book. Chabon and company, let's get on this!

Coming soon: Lord Arthur Savile's Crime by Oscar Wilde, The Beautiful and Damned by F. Scott Fitzgerald and The Kill by Emil Zola.

The New Auteurs

"There are no good and bad movies, only good and bad directors"
-- Francois Truffaut

Whether you're making films or thinking critically about them, a theory foundational to thinking about film is the auteur theory. Though many have tried to reject this theory, it persists, mostly because it's one of the first ways in which to analyse a film.

In essence, the idea behind auteur theory is this; that a director can use the commercial apparatus of filmmaking in the same way that a writer uses a pen or a painter uses paint and a paintbrush. It is a medium for the personal artistic expression of the director. It's really a tool for analysing how strong a director's voice is in their films. While Truffaut and company were talking about this idea as a means of defending Hollywood cinema and director Alfred Hitchcock in particular, the theory is a means of exploring recurring themes within works directed by the same person.

While modern theorists will suggest it's basically bollocks and directors like Michael Winterbottom actively reject the idea, it's hard to ignore directors with a particular style or approach, or a concern that is developed throughout several films. And if this theory is one of the first concepts taught to young filmmakers and critics alike, what better place to look for auteurs than film students?

I was lucky to do a student exchange at Manchester Metropolitan University in 2009 and work with the filmmakers featured below. It's a program that to me really represents the ideal way to explore filmmaking; the perfect combination of theory and practice.

The following films are perfect examples of the kind of work that you can produce as a student (I never did, but that's a story for another time), and these filmmakers reveal another dimension to Andre Bazin's thesis that the auteur theory was a way of choosing the personal factor in artistic creation as a standard of referencce, and then assuming that it continues and even progresses from one film to the next.

Lift Him Up (Hayley Stuart, 2011)



This beautifully photographed film is the story of a young man trapped by family obligation. His father is a minister who preaches from their home, and his sister seems a devoted follower. At the film's end, escape is possibly only symbolically; he frees a horse tied up in a local paddock. The neutral, wintry colour palette reveals a subdued and heartbreaking picture of adolescence and the seemingly impossible notion of freedom. Shots often reveal the protagonist, Joe, moving toward the edges of the frame; when he is in the centre of the frame he is at his most uncomfortable, the yearning for freedom evident in the very mise-en-scene. The film's title, the name of a hymn, harks back to the theme of religion, used here to subvert the notion of religious devotion as an uplifting experience. The protagonist is the opposite, weighed down by the oppressive religion his father practises. The film ends with the release of the horse, and the audience is left to speculate on whether Joe will free himself as well. The story and themes are perfectly executed at the visual, performative and aural level – a flawless exploration of religion, freedom, family pressure, and adolescence.



The film is powerful, moving and emotionally engaging, and its themes of family obligation and shifting dynamics can be seen in Hayley's other work at MMU. In films like He Rains On My Insides (2009), she explores family relationships and the factors that complicate them. Using a non-linear approach, the film reveals the reversal of roles between a father and daughter whose relationship is affected by alcoholism. In Of Education (2010), family obligation is explored through a young boy and his friendship with an elderly lady. Their relationship is strenghthened through music, which the boy then uses to connect with his mother. All of these films are full of stunning shots and a minimalistic approach to dialogue. Hayley also emphasises her protagonists' feeling of alienation and disconnection, often placing them directly in the middle of a vast landscape; Joe freeing his horse but not himself in Lift Him Up, the young boy in Of Education lying flat in the middle of a deserted stretch of road waiting for a change, Charlotte pushing her bike through the park she used to ride in with her father in He Rains On My Insides. With all of Hayley's films is a definite sense that every single shot, line of dialogue, movement, costume, every sound serves only the narrative; this is what every filmmaker must strive for in order to truly engage with the audience.



You can watch all of Hayley's amazing student films here


Things Beyond The Sun (Claire Molloy, 2011)


This film opens on a vast landscape, and just visible in the distance is a little girl who believes this is a place of magic and wonder. On one level, Things Beyond The Sun is a tale of friendship: a little girl barges into an old man's house looking for treasure and between the two of them they discover that meeting someone new can lead to new possibilities. But this film is about light and dark, childhood innocence and the loneliness of old age. Drawing on influences such as Guillermo Del Toro's Pan's Labyrinth (2006), Claire uses the contrast of the sunny landscape that belongs to the world of the little girl and the dark, depressing, almost dangerous interior of the old man's world to reveal a perspective on life often lost in the transition to adulthood. POV shots of the little girl reveal glimpses into her world, along with abstract sound editing and design, and the use of surreal close-ups that serve the juxtaposition of image and sound, fantasy and reality, youth and old age. By the film's end, the old man has literally entered her world through a secret door. He may not have gone very far, but he may now see things the way the little girl can.


Claire's work reveals an interest in childhood, exploring the notions of childhood innocence and growing up through use of the fantasy genre rather than using realism. In A Summer Long Since Passed (2010), the transition from childhood to adulthood is presented as a dark fairytale about the painful yet necessary process of growing up. References to dark fairytales such as Snow White are evident in Claire's use of white, black and red, and the use of the apple – the symbolic loss of childhood (and feminine) innocence. Shots from within the little girl's bedroom in the framing story recall Sofia Coppola's The Virgin Suicides (1999), an exploration of youth, femininity and innocence lost. She also seems to take inspiration from Peter Weir, with the landscape of the fairytale recalling the dreamlike scenes of femininity and nature from Picnic At Hanging Rock (1975).

While not related to childhood, but very much still an interest in the darker edges of fantasy, All My Colours (2009) represents another way in which Claire's work challenges the conventions of realism. All My Colours presents a lover's quarrel and takes it to very dark conclusions. An argument is repeated from three different perspectives and takes three different paths. Claire uses stylised dialogue and editing, giving the film a noir-ish edge. She also saturates the film in different washes; red, green, blue, and white, the title becoming a cue to the visual expression of the conflicting emotions within each lover.


You can watch Claire's challenging and whimsical student films here

Pace (Sioned Page, 2011)


Michelle Strozykowski defines Social Realism as “representative of real life, with all its difficulties. The stories and people portrayed are everyday characters, usually from working class backgrounds. Typically, films within the social realist canon are gritty, urban dramas about the struggle to survive the daily grind.” Social Realism in British Film: Where Did the Kitchen Sink Drama Emerge From? | Suite101.com http://www.suite101.com/content/social-realism-in-british-film-a39973#ixzz1TrIUTfKq

Sioned's film Pace represents a more modern approach to the genre, an approach that reflects a personal stake in the story presented onscreen. If Social Realism is characterised by its gritty representatation of real life, Sioned uses vivid cinematography to emphasise that social realism need not resort to a subdued visual manifestation of the subdued subject matter. Pace is a family drama about a family dealing with their mother's terminal illness. Through the use of colour, sparing use of dialogue, subtle humour, and a focus on the experience of the children, Sioned is able to capture the nature of family grief and tragedy that is more realistic, and more personal, than mainstream depictions of family tragedy.


In this film and others such as I, Personally (2009), an experimental film about motherhood, Sioned reveals an interest in exploring family dynamics, particularly what it means to be a daughter and what it means to be a mother. Her skill as an editor and cinematographer is particularly strong in this film, using the natural environment as her colour palette. It's a skill that translates beautifully to Pace, creating a link between the natural cycles of life and death and connecting it to a human undershttp://www.blogger.com/img/blank.giftanding of them. Her work reveals a developing, sophisticated and intelligent interest in exploring family, grief and identity.


You can watch Sioned's beautiful student films here


Far From Home (Sophie Broadgate, 2011)



The science fiction genre is generally considered as a site rich for critical analysis of contemporary society. Modern genre films often seek to actively adhere to long-established conventions or fuse them with another set of generic conventions, allowing for a deeper exploration of genre. Sophie's film reflects the blending of science fiction with Social Realism but also reveals a trend in modern science fiction, one that reveals the future as a barren wasteland. From films like Ridley Scott's Alien in 1979 to last year's sci-fi teen drama Tomorrow, When the War Began, modern science fiction reveals a concern that humanity's actions today are leading to future apocalypse. In Sophie's film, alien life has all but destroyed human life, and caught within this wasteland are two small boys. What is most impressive in this film is Sophie's incredibly effective use of special effects, her controlled use of sound and her ability to effectively handle the difficult task of portraying an exploration of the concept of home with all the longing associated with it in a family drama set in a post-apocalyptic landscape. Not only this, but these complex dimensions to this film are brought to life in such an economic way. Relying almost solely on visual cues, Sophie presents two children in the midst of a loss of innocence. Whether they will ever get back to the life they once had seems impossible. The last image reminds us that the concept of home may be imaginary, making for uncomfortable yet powerful viewing.



Sophie's interest seems to lie in exploring the stark reality and dark side of humanity, seen in her film Domino Effect (2010), and the possibility of endless worlds beyond dreary modern life in The Way Forward (2009), a beautifully photographed film about a man who discovers a portal to a vast landscape in a bathroom cubicle. Far From Home seems to be the perfect combination of the two; the harsh struggles we face in our modern life and the possibility that it's not the only one we have.



You can watch Sophie's impressive student films here


Barthes said the death of the author is the birth of the reader, which many seem to think means that thinking critically about art necessarily means banishing the search for the author's voice, or that we must reject any personal input the author may have in the work. But Foucault argues, and I think I agree (unless I've gravely mistaken his writing), that this is not the case. The search for a critical understanding of the text can start from an analysis of the context in which it was made, and thinking about the author's particular slant on their society and the way in which they choose to express it through their chosen medium seems to me absolutely vital.

Not only that, but those who reject auteur theory reject the idea that a sole vision or voice can be maintained through not one but multiple films. In the case of the filmmakers mentioned above, the voice is unmistakeably that of the director. Not only because of a strong sense of the language and possibilities of the cinema and the narrative they are exploring, but because by neccessity a student film involves taking multiple roles. Hayley, Claire, Sioned, and Sophie are allowed a level of control not always available to filmmakers; they are writers, editors, producers, and directors of photography. They all have strong, clear, loud voices as filmmakers and I cannot wait to see the work they'll go on to produce. And hey, maybe I can involved. I'll make the tea.

I Know What Film You Saw Last Summer

So I noticed that I haven't been round these here parts for a while. Blame work, some uninteresting turns at the cinema, work, and my attempts to write a television series about superheroes and quarter-life crises. And work.

I'm trying to remember all the films I've seen since my last post. Here's as many as will roll off the top of my head onto the computer screen:

127 Hours
Wild Target
I Spit on Your Grave remake
Saw: The Final Chapter
Paranormal Activity
Going the Distance
I'm Still Here
Food, Inc
Somewhere
The Green Hornet
Sucker Punch
Hoodwinked Too!
X-Men: First Class
The Hangover 2
Bridesmaids


I'm sure I've watched more than these for the first time this year, but my mind is weak and slow like my computer. The highlights will be discussed below:

127 Hours
I honestly think Danny Boyle is one of the best filmmakers working today. He is so able and willing to turn his attention to any genre, and I believe it's because the kind of stories that interest him are about human frailty and survival. If you think about his most recent films, the central theme is our ability to fight for what we want, no matter how pointless or futile it seems. He makes films about hope, even when all hope is lost. It sounds really lame, but it makes for some compelling films and 127 Hours is no exception. The story of mountain climber Aron Ralston and his ordeal is amazing and perfectly realised. James Franco is absolutely incredible as Ralston and the film's success hinges on his performance. Much was made of that scene; Ralston had to cut his own arm off to survive after being trapped by a boulder in the caves of Bluejohn Mountain in Utah and the film doesn't shy away from the moment Ralston freed himself. I was on edge for much of the film, waiting for this moment and it's excruciating. But when you think about Ralston actually doing it, and Franco's performance making the experience brutally real, you realise Ralston's will to survive and you wonder if you could ever do the same. I for one, probably couldn't. Although I have been able to repierce my own ear before, so maybe I could if it was required?

Paranormal Activity
I was pretty late to the party on this one, but after an exhausting day at work I sat down (on my own) to watch this film people had been telling me was the scariest shit they'd ever seen for two years. And let me tell ya, they were dead on. It really is one of the scariest films I've ever seen. Horror films don't really affect me - if they're slasher films I get bored with the misogyny and annoying variations of the Final Girl (Jamie-Lee Curtis is the best - accept no substitute), and if they're zombies flicks, well, I love them so much they don't really scare me. But this film was 90 minutes of that feeling of hairs standing up on the back of your neck. An extreme metaphor for those times when you hear something weird, but don't want to investigate, so instead you stay in bed and imagine a ghost/rapist/murderer lurking in your room. I've been meaning to write about the films that scare me the most, because they're usually films with an incredibly simple storyline in which the monster is never revealed or defeated, low budget, and documentary aesthetic. Look for it, it'll be called Cinema Scarity (as in cinema verite. Preetttty clever, huh?). I haven't been able to bring myself to watch the sequel. I am hoping it's so rubbish that I question the artistic abilities of the original. Like the Blair Witch Project and it's awful sequel. Though the original is still pretty terrifying...

The Green Hornet
I have to admit this superhero flick was slightly disappointing, but all the same it was an example of the interesting path a lot of superhero flicks and television series are making. A friend told me that the best part of superhero films are the moments in which the superhero demonstrates his skills on people she or he is clearly no match for. Everyone loves when Spider-Man beats up that idiotic robber more than watching him getting his arse handed to him by Green Goblin or similar. And the Green Hornet takes this moment and makes it a whole film. Not only that, but it's a clear case of the sidekick being the true hero. And Seth Rogen is just poured into that suit. It's literally a nice, 3-piece suit. And it's never looked better on him.

Somewhere
Sofia Coppola is one of my favourite directors and whatever problems I may have with parts of her films, what she excels in is character studies at an almost pure visual level. She uses dialogue sparingly, and relies on landscape as metaphor internal struggle. Somewhere is some of her best work to date, especially because it's a mirror held up to a troubled star and his more troubled family life. Whether it's in any way autobiographical is to miss the point. This is the story of a man who doesn't know where he needs to go and by the end of the film he's figured it out - it doesn't matter. He just needs to go somewhere. For too long he's had no direction and the mere realisation of a need for direction is enough.

X-Men: First Class
I had the pleasure of viewing this film at a Drive-In for the first time in my life. Despite not being able to see the screen properly for the rearview mirror in the way, and having to fold myself into a pretzel and rearrange my organs in the process in my bid to successfully watch a film from the backseat of a car, this film made it all worthwhile. After the dire X-Men: The Final Stand and the utterly ridiculous X-Men Origins: Wolverine, I was not looking forward to this obvious excuse to draw more cash from a rapidly deteriorating franchise. But I forgot one important detail; it was produced by Brian Singer and directed by Matthew Vaughn. These two men on board meant that not only was it a spectacular action flick, but one about relationships, and the way a person's upbringing can affect their worldview. Charles Xavier and Erik Lensher should be on the same side. They each have a gift that they believe makes them special, not freakish. They believe in harnessing those gifts and standing up for themselves. It's unfortunate, then, that one is Professor X, mentor and trainer of the X-Men, and the other is Magneto, a villain seemingly hellbent on bringing humankind to its knees. And their worldviews are completely changed by their upbringing; Charles's family is incredibly wealthy, and so his status as being different was always seen as better. Erik, on the other hand, was a Polish Jew enslaved by the Nazis in WWII. His status in society has meant losing everything he has. Yes, this is a superhero movie. But it's a superhero movie that uses superpowers as a metaphor for acceptance vs intolerance, identity and struggle. And it was a welcome return of James McAvoy to my life. I now face an impossible choice; Professor X or Magneto? One is James McAvoy and Patrick Stewart and the other is Michael Fassbender and Sir Ian McKellen. So hard to choose who's sexier!

Bridesmaids
Anyone involved in a wedding will tell you it's a wonderful experience. Like mothers informing the newly pregnant woman on the birthing process, they're lying. If you've ever been a bridesmaid, you'll know it's the worst thing in the world. The only thing worse than being asked to be a bridesmaid is, well, not being asked to be a bridesmaid. Over the last few years, films featuring men going through an identity crisis only to have it solved by a woman who's hardly featured in the film (or if she is, she's either a bitch or a stripper)have been pretty sucessful; Knocked Up, the 40 Year Old Virgin, the Hangover, all these films are about men figuring out who they are. That these films are comedies makes them all the more endearing. Women, on the other hand, have had slim pickings. It's either a story of a middle-aged woman getting dumped, or getting a terminal illness, or losing their mother, or leaving their husband and going to India or whatever. We've never really been able to make a sex joke, or swear at each other. And if we have, it hasn't had the success of the guys' films. Good news, ladies; for here is the film to change all that. Yes it's a fairly female premise; a single woman in her thirties is asked to be maid of honour for her childhood best friend at a time when her life is in shambles and attempts to corrall a ragtag bunch of girls; the cousin who shares too much, the scary sister-in-law, the boring religious coworker, and the boss's wife who loves to make everything about herself. That her efforts don't really pay off says something about the women who've written this film and the women who will go to see it. And take their boyfriends and husbands with them. A friend or sibling's wedding usually reminds us of all the things wrong with our own lives and Annie Walker is a perfect protagonist for us to relate to. That she gets to have sex with John Hamm and Chris O'Dowd is just icing on the cake. Means we can all bag a handsome television actor even at our worst. Or something like that. And get ready to admit to dancing badly to Hold On by Wilson-Phillips. It's now a pop culture reference, not sad and desperate.

I've also discovered two amazing British television series recently and they are worth some note.

Misfits
As I've mentioned above, I'm trying to write an unconventional superhero series. Well actually, it's sort of conventional because superhero stories use the device of extraordinary powers to explore contemporary society and provide a commentary on it while being entertaining, with the power usually linked to some inner turmoil within the characters and...yes. Well. Given that I'm trying to write a genre piece for television that's a little different, I wondered that I hadn't heard of this series earlier. It's storyline is thus: five ASBOs doing community service get caught in a freak storm, are struck by powerful lightning and develop powers. These unlikely heroes continue to live their lives, but struggle with all the problems their powers present them. They'll probably destroy the world before they'll save it, but it's an interesting look at how real people might react to something extraordinary. Would it be the life-changing even they have us believe it is? Does having extraordinary gifts make you a good person willing to fight for others? This series presents these questions every episodes. And a lot of swearing.

Grandma's House
I must admit that I have a rather large crush on former Never Mind the Buzzcocks host Simon Amstell. So when I heard he was writing a series I was incredibly happy. Then I forgot about it. Then I saw an ad for it on UKTV. Grandma's House is, funnily enough, a show about Simon, a former music television presenter who has to put up with his odd family on a regular basis. His bitchy aunt Liz, his stage mother Tanya and her new boyfriend Clive, his grandma and grandpa, and his cousin Adam happily interrupt his attempts to find new purpose, wallow in depression, forgive his controlling father, and a boyfriend in the form of a painfully shy actor named Ben Theodore. It's awkward Jewish family comedy and it's a series that deserves much more attention than it has. As with Misfits, I cannot wait for the second series of this incredibly well-written show. And not just because I think Amstell's adorable.

Right. Off to watch more television. 30 Rock series 4 or Parks and Recreation series 2? Oh, too many choices, too many internal struggles, too many dilemmas, oh the humanity!

Stop looking at me, Swan.

To start, some help from my best friend Wikipedia:

"In fiction, folklore and popular culture, a doppelgänger is a tangible double of a living person that typically represents evil...The word is also used to describe the sensation of having glimpsed oneself in peripheral vision, in a position where there is no chance that it could have been a reflection. Doppelgängers are often perceived as a sinister form of bilocation and generally regarded as harbingers of bad luck. In some traditions, a doppelgänger seen by a person's friends or relatives portends illness or danger, while seeing one's own doppelgänger is an omen of death."

Literature and film is littered with the idea of the double: they can be your evil twin, a colleague who's better at being you than you, or a dead ringer for your equally dead girlfriend. But in the end, they're nearly always you. The part of yourself you can't admit exists. The part of you that does what you can't. They may cause you pain, but they get what you want. But to become one again, whole, almost always necessitates violence. You can merge with them, or you can kill them, but whenever there is two of you, by the end there must only be one.

Swan Lake is probably one of the best known ballets in the world. The story is this: Odette, a chaste young princess, is put under an evil spell by a wicked sorcerer. By day she is a swan and only human at night. The spell can only be broken by true love. A young prince sees her and falls madly in love with her, and it seems she will at long last be freed of the spell. But the wicked sorcerer has other plans. He sends in his daughter Odile, who looks like Odette, to seduce the prince at the ball where he is to declare his love for the princess. She succeeds and the princess is imprisoned in her spell forever. Unable to live without her prince, she throws herself off a cliff and is freed only in death.

In the ballet, Odette is identified as the white swan, Odile the black. They are played by the same dancer, meaning the dancer must be able to capture the fragile, pure qualities of the white swan and the cunning, dark qualities of the black swan.

In this tale, the black swan, the evil twin, is victorious, and the white swan dead. But the dancer herself must be both; must divide herself in two and merge by the end. Or perish.

Black Swan, directed by Darren Aronofsky, is the story of Nina, a ballerina in the prestigious New York Ballet Company. She lives and breathes ballet, at the cost of perhaps a normal life. She lives at home with her controlling mother, in a room that doesn't seem to have changed since she was five. It's a suffocating pink, with stuffed toys lining the room. She is determined to play the Swan Queen in the company's performance of Swan Lake.

She is a perfectionist, which makes her an amazing dancer, but it has failed to impress the company director Tomas enough to feature her. He questions her ability to embody both roles - the virginal white swan and the sensual black swan. She accidentally convinces him and wins the role. The role of understudy is given to Lili, a dancer new to the company.

In the ballet that is Nina's life she is the white swan, and Tomas the prince. To her, Lili is the black swan, and is a threat to everything Nina has worked for. But not all is as it seems. Is Tomas really the prince? Or is he the wicked sorcerer? And is Lili really the black swan, or is she merely an incarnation of that side of Nina that she and her mother try to bury deep within her mind every day?

This is a very dark and twisted version of Swan Lake in which the doubles are not restricted to Odette and Odile (or Nina and Lili), but to all the major players. Accompanying Nina's descent into madness is an uncomfortable, unnerving experience. We are in Nina's point of view throughout the whole film and whether we ever escape is impossible to tell.

It would seem that the theme of the double becomes an integral part to the plot's classical trajectory; in the classical Hollywood film, we are presented with a protagonist with one desire that motivates all their actions and the narrative. The story unfolds in the service of this all-encompassing idea. To keep the viewer engaged with the protagonist and their struggle, the filmmaker must create obstacles for the protagonist. In the end, the protagonist achieves their desire (or not), and the story has no need to continue. In this case Nina, as the protagonist, desires to play the Swan Queen. The obstacle in her path is essentially her own mind. But she cannot accept that fact and so her mind must create versions of herself and defeat them in order to achieve her goal.

Lili, Tomas and her mother all represent Nina in some way and her reenactment of the Swan Lake story in her own life. But Lili, as Nina's black swan, is the doppelganger. The double that threatens Nina's career, relationships and her life. Nina's evil twin that threatens to consume her. To fully embody the role of the Swan Queen, Nina must kill Lili and become whole; Nina and Lili.

Aronofsky uses conventional Hollywood storytelling to engage us the viewer. The theme of the double is revealed through several visual devices; mirrors and reflective surfaces are everywhere - bathrooms, studios, nina's bedroom, the New York subway windows. Characters resemble Nina and become her; Veronica, the girl Tomas threatens to give the role to; Beth, the dancer who is pushed aside because of her age who attempts suicide and damages her legs; Lili, even people Nina passes on the street. Lili often becomes Nina, pushing her further into madness.

The camera too becomes one way in which the viewer is pulled into Nina's mental instability. The primary way the viewer always engages with the screen is the camera. Sounds simple, but few filmmakers seem to realise the possibilities this opens up - Aronofsky uses careful handheld camerawork to stalk Nina through the maze of New York and the ballet company, the repetition of shots symbolising the routine that she has imposed on herself. We follow her and become involved with her.

This is not the first film to trick the viewer into adopting the point of view of a mentally unstable protagonist; but not many films do it so well. Films that allow us to question the reality presented have a dangerous tightrope running across them, which the filmmaker must navigate to emerge with a successful film. While the viewer craves the revelation of the reality of the world presented in the film, for many the confirmation that we have been inside a troubled mind all along represents the film falling off the tightrope and dying. Films like Secret Window, Inception and Shutter Island fail because the reveal is too obvious - we see it too early on that tightrope. Films like Memento, The Prestige and now Black Swan walk the tightrope to the end. In the latter, it seems it is the viewer and Nina who fall off. Nina literally falls just as the Swan Queen does. But maybe some of us are left, panting, on the edge.

It is a credit to Aronofsky that we never truly know when Nina is lucid or having a psychotic episode, but it is Natalie Portman as Nina that is the stunning glue that binds us to the screen, to the story. For as we long to know what is really happening, there's a part of ourselves that doesn't care. She is our protagonist - we want her to achieve her goal, whether that comes at the price of her mind and even her life.

Mila Kunis as Lili is extraordinary in a supporting role, the perfect complement to Portman. Vincent Cassell is more than convincing as the prince/sorcerer Tomas. Barbara Hershey is the feather in the cap of pitch-perfect performances from the main cast. Portman is a revelation, on track for a grandslam in this year's awards season, but she would be nothing without her colleagues.

The costumes by Rodarte are incredible, particularly the Black Swan costume, and the cinematography is beautiful; a haunting visual metaphor for Nina's internal struggle.

It's difficult to sum up this film, so I'll let my friend do it for me:

"Black swan did not disappoint. It's a phenomenal film - intense, passionate, sad, melodramatic, disturbing, visceral, exhilarating..."

To Sleep, Perchance to Dream

A film lecturer I had, David Boyd (Hitchcock guru), once said in a lecture that perhaps Puck's final speech of A Midsummer Night's Dream may have more in common with cinema than theatre:

"If we shadows have offended,
Think but this and all is mended,
That you have but slumber'd here
While these visions did appear.
And this weak and idle theme,
No more yielding but a dream,
Gentles, do not reprehend:
If you pardon, we will mend."

I finally watched Christopher Nolan's Inception (2010) last night and I have to say I was a little disappointed. An interesting premise, sure. Stunning visuals, yes. A tragic love story. Of course.

But whether I took too much of my friends' criticisms into this movie, or they were totally valid, I didn't find Inception as mind-blowingly awesome as I expected. I think perhaps it feels as though the filmmakers were scared to let the film unfold and decided to try and explain everything. Not saying I could do better, but it felt like a lot of exposition. And it was incredibly long. Or felt it. Maybe I actually fell asleep during the film and the time passed more quickly. That said, it's an important film for so many reasons, not least of all that it is an interesting look at the way in which the dream is such a recurring topic in film.

So this could easily be a properly researched, critical analysis of the idea of the dream in cinema, but I'm lazy. Give me a break, ok? I have important Facebooking to do. And to be honest, if I put that into Google Scholar, it will probably find me hundreds of better stuff than I could produce in my current state of sorry affairs.

Some interesting things to note about film and its relationship to the dream:

Many have likened the experience of viewing a film to that of a dream. Let's look at it - you're in a darkened room, you're in a resting state, everything is quiet and people (I mean me) get really cranky if that quiet is disturbed, and your mind is processing complex thoughts and images while in this resting state. I was asking a friend why the cinema was so fucking cold and she said, 'it's probably so people don't get too comfortable and fall asleep.' Interesting. But then again, the emergence of Gold Class (recliners, food, alcohol) have suggested that the experience of watching a film is supposed to be getting more and more comfortable. That's probably more a strategy to counteract people preferring to watch films at home than making the venue more conducive to a dreaming state. At the least, it's worth mentioning perhaps an unconscious understanding that watching a film and faling asleep have more in common than people think.

The Surrealist art movement on one hand strove to recreate the absurdity of the dream and this idea is reflected in the films of Salvador Dali and Louis Bunuel - most notably their collaboration, Un Chien Andalou (1929).

Characters recur throughout the film, in different ways. Time skips forward, then jumps backward. People move from one room into a beach. There is some seriously odd moments (a character drags through a piano attached to dead asses and two Catholic priests). Explaining the film is like explaining a dream. Ever recounted the plot of a film and found that it sounded really weird? Things that you accepted as logical while you were watching it suddenly seem ridiculous when you describe them. Characters appear, then disappear, some you recognise, some you don't.

So, for those of you who've been under a rock like me, the plot of Inception is thus: Through the use of advanced technology, Dom Cobb is able to engineer and enter people's dreams in order to extract vital information. He's also a fugitive, trying to avert extradition to the US. While on a job, he is given a proposal that could earn him his freedom and the chance to see his children again; engage in Inception, wipe out a businessman's competition and go home. Inception is the planting of an idea in another's mind using dreams to enter the person's subconscious. Tom has been able to do it once before, and now he must attempt to do it again.

The title doesn't just refer to the plot; it refers to what the filmmaker's are trying to do to the audience. Within the film, Cobb and his team need to do set up a very complex structure in order to enable the idea to be planted. They need to design and create a world in which it is possible for the idea to seem logical. They need to populate that world with characters to establish the relationships necessary to cement that world. And they need to fight off attacks of suspicion and disbelief. Sound familiar? Not only that, but in order to be successful, the dream requires three levels. Three acts, three levels, geddit, geddit, geddit?

The idea that Cobb and Co. must plant is the idea that the heir to a major corporation should dissolve the company rather than take it over. To do this, the team uses his relationship with his father and exploits it.

The idea that Nolan and Co. are attempting to plant is much more than an idea but a question; how do we know that we are not in a constate state of dreaming? They construct a film with three acts (well, one could argue that it's all first act), an overall world in which the viewer can accept the concept that other people can enter your subconscious through your dreams and that going too deep can cause you to question your reality, and uses predominantly the characters of Cobb, his wife and Ariadne, the young dream architect, and their relationships, exploiting the tragic nature of the relationship between Cobb and his wife to further attempt to take the viewer too deeply into the world and question reality.

In the film, Cobb is successful. The team manages to plant the idea of dissolving the company and Cobb goes home to his children a free man. Or does he? You see, in the world of Inception, the players need personal cues, what they call a Totem, to tell them when they are dreaming, and at the film's end the viewer gets a personal cue to Cobb's state of mind. But does the viewer have any such totem?

When Cobb is first explaining the project to Ariadne, he explains that dreams always begin in the middle of the action, and asks her to explain how they got to their current location. She can't and he reveals they are dreaming.

I read an article for a Communication Studies course (turns something fun into something ridiculously boring and hence is the worst discipline in the world, ever) that argued that due to film's temporal relations (the action, no matter when the film was made, is always current, always in the present), the film must begin In Media Res, which translates roughly into In The Middle of Things. Cobb could just as easily be talking about film.

Nolan's Inception attempt is incredibly complex and clever, but does it actually work? By the film's last level, do we actually care? It's not the first time a team like this has attempted Inception on the filmgoing public. Films like The Matrix, The 13th Floor, Existenz, and Waking Life all construct a world in which the idea that reality is a questionable notion. And to be honest, they all do it better.

Existenz in particular is most successful at asking us to think about the blurred lines between the 'real world' and the world of the subconscious. Though it's premise is different, referring to video games rather than dreams, it offers an interesting parallel. It was made in the late 90s, but it's especially timely today in a world in which video games and video game users are constantly intertwined with the advent of the Nintendo Wii and the Xbox Kinect. There are striking parallels in the two films; in Inception, the characters are linked to a console that allows them to stay asleep for a fixed period of time, and can be done as a group. In each level of the dreams, the technology still exists in varying forms. In Existenz, a group can be connected to one console and in each level of the game, the technology to enter a game exists. Dying in both the game (Existenz) and in the dream (Inception) causes the player or dreamer to leave the world of the game or the dream and can produce a diminished ability to distinguish between reality and fantasy.

As I said, I think Existenz does it better, with the film's structure perfectly mirroring the structure of each level of the game. The final moments are more chilling and to me, open the film up to more debate than the final moments of Inception. The final line, "Hey, tell me the truth... are we still in the game?" is shocking because the characters in the world are asking the exact same question as the viewer, and probably at the same time.

Another film that also does this fairly well is Richard Linklater's Waking Life (2001). Using an animation technique called rotoscoping (painting over frames of film to give a sense of accurate movement), the film recreates the shifting temporal and spatial relations of the dream to reflect the need to establish a difference between dreams and reality, but also to suggest the following idea: if time in the dream world is different, seemingly eternal, what if what we conceive of as the afterlife is merely our subconscious shutting down and using the last of our brain function to enter a dream-like state? It's certainly a compelling one.

And let's not forget the first attempt at this kind of inception, of the questioning of dreaming and reality was not done using film. It was one dude freaking himself out one night. For Rene Descartes to get to 'I Think, Therefore I am,' he had to think, 'how can I tell that I'm in the world? How can I know for sure that I am always in a dream?' He decided that if an idea can be doubted, it can be rejected in order to use them in order to acquire a firm foundation for genuine knowledge. If we can realise that thought exists, and accept a concrete form of reality, then we can be certain that we are not stuck in a dream. Or crazy.

Having a double major in Film Studies and Philosophy (I know what you're thinking; EMPLOYABLE), and having taken a course called Philosophy and Film, it seems that a lot of fundamental philosophical concepts are constantly examined and explored. It seems that the question of who we are and what we are will remain an everchanging philosophical concept and if it's the role of the arts to reflect these questions, then it seems Inception will not be the last film to address Descartes' ideas.

It seems to me that sometimes the Cinema is the last refuge of the philosopher. Is Nolan a filmmaker or philosopher, you might ask? I say, can't he be both?

Oh, and if you are actually interested in reading about films that explore fundamental philosophical concepts, read Philosophy Goes To The Movies: An Introduction to Philosophy by Chris Falzon.

Back to Facebook!

Only Friends on Facebook

In 2009's Zombieland (Ruben Fleischer), Columbus, played by Jesse Eisenberg, remarks that "you want to know the best thing about [Zombieland]? No Facebook status updates. 'Rob Curtis is gearing up for Friday.' Who cares?"

It may seem funny that Eisenberg would go from complaining about Facebook in film to playing its co-founder and CEO, Mark Zuckerberg in film. It's safe to say that every Facebook user (or boycotter) has a fairly complicated relationship with the world's youngest billionaire. Not least Facebook's other co-founder Eduardo Saverin.

A recent E! Online article said that The Social Network, David Fincher's take on the history of the world's biggest social networking site, may be one way to rebel against the site's "iffy privacy policy or personalized ad bars...without having to delete your account."

The film, an adaptation of Ben Mezrich's book The Accidental Billionaires: The Founding of Facebook; A Tale of Sex, Money, Genius, and Betrayal, is the story of Mark Zuckerberg, a socially awkward Computer Science major from Harvard and his friend Eduardo Saverin, also socially awkward and a Business major. The two boys are united by their common goal of social acceptance and, well, getting laid.

Mark is obssessed with getting in to a prestigious and incredibly exclusice Final Club and Eduardo is on his way to being accepted by one, The Phoenix. After a disastrous date with his now-ex-girlfriend Erica, Mark, angry and upset, creates Facemash.com - a site where users are given two pictures side-by-side of girls on campus and asked to vote which one is more attractive. Not only does this understandably upset the female population of Harvard, it gets attention from the Administrative Board for breaches of privacy (Zuckerberg downloads photos from each dormitory's online Facebook, which is simply a profile of all students living in halls of residence), internet security (to download the photos, Mark hacks into secure servers), and no doubt improper use of Harvard's internet service. Not to mention the womens groups on campus and the offence it has caused them. Interestingly, the most damning piece of evidence comes from Mark himself - a true practitioner of problem-based enquiry, he blogs his process as he goes.

This event is the catalyst for everything that will follow. His stunt garners the attention of two seniors, Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss, who approach him to write code for their social networking site, The Harvard Connection. He feigns mild interest and goes on to create something better using Saverin's business sense Phoenix connection - TheFacebook.com.

Now, if you're yawning by now or wondering why the founding of a website is worthy of book and film treatment, then you're exactly where I was a few months back when I first heard the news. A movie about Facebook? Starring Justin Timberlake? And Jesse Eisenberg? What the hell is he doing there? He's better than a movie about a website people use to keep their friends and acquaintances posted on their every move, including probably their bowel movements?

Now, as someone who is on Facebook a lot (it's currently open on my laptop in another window as I type these words), I didn't know the story of it's inception. All I knew was that it started out as a social networking website similar to MySpace or Friendster or Xanga or Bebo made exclusively for US college students. By the time I'd created a profile, history had already been made. It had spread from US colleges to the rest of the world.

When I saw the trailer and the film's tagline ("You don't get to 500 million friends without making a few enemies."), I was hooked. Suddenly the story of some website was interesting. Had created rifts in friendships, kids suing each other, and music by Trent Reznor. And of course there was Jesse Eisenberg, who I've had a crush on since Adventureland.

The power of this story comes ultimately from watching the breakdown of a friendship, and watching two people discover they don't know each other as well as they thought. The tragedy isn't that Saverin got screwed over by his best friend, it's that Saverin and Zuckerberg aren't best friends any more.

While the story of the founding is Facebook is compelling, it might seem hard for other people to find it such an important story, especially people who don't use it. It is in this regard that the film bears resemblance to another film called Shattered Glass, released in 2003 and directed by Billy Ray.

Shattered Glass is the story of journalist Stephen Glass, whose meteoric rise as a journalist ends abruptly when many of his articles are exposed as fraudulent. This is a story that is instantly compelling for the people involved, journalists and media commentators. However, I read a review of the film's release on DVD that concluded the film's power came from the director's ability to tell a compelling story about an issue that isn't all that compelling for the wider public.

I can see that the same argument can be made about The Social Network - a business deal that sees a co-founder screwed out of a deal that, if you believe the story, he lost control over must happen all the time in Silicon Valley, Hollywood and even the independent film industry. It is Sorkin's script and director David Fincher's ability to bring the relationships among the major characters to the foreground that makes The Social Network such a strong film.

In the same E! Online article, scriptwriter Sorkin is quoted as saying that Facebook wanted no involvement in the film unless Zuckerberg was portrayed in a positive light, the clearcut hero. Because the filmmakers aimed for historical accuracy and Mezrich's book as its source material, that would never really be possible, not necessarily because of Zuckerberg's actions but because of his silence. As such, neither Zuckerberg nor Facebook has any involvement in the film.


While Mezrich has relied on court documents, interviews and media during the time, his narrative style leaves him open to criticism of the validity and credibility of his tale. Given that, after reading the book his impartiality is clear, with his prose regarding character motivation delicate. Much like the book, The Social Network remains largely speculative when it comes to Zuckerberg's character and motivation. However, this is precisely what makes him such a compelling character.

Director David Fincher is now a veteran of this kind of film. Whether it's a family trapped in their own home, or a man fighting his own sense of self-worth, Fincher is a master of the exploration of technology and its impact on the dynamics of human relationships. That his attention has turned to social networking now seems obvious. He excels once more, taking Mezrich's narrative structure and improving on it, using the 'kids suing each other' as the frame for his exploration. Enlisting Sorkin's assistance was also a master stroke, as Sorkin's experience is primarily in providing engaging analyses of what goes on behind the scenes of things the public is either not privy to or not interested in. The great feat of the two men is that while the narrative might reflect a clear hero and villain, the characterisation and unfolding of the story means that by the end we are questioning that very idea.

However if anyone can be said to be the hero of the film, it is Saverin, which is because Saverin, the main consultant to Mezrich during the writing of the book, has had the most involvement with the project. His side of the story is more accessible, much like the Winklevosses (or Winklevi, as Zuckerberg calls them in the film).

Despite the material appearing to favour Saverin as the victim, the film goes some way to humanising Zuckerberg and revealing him as a complicated, flawed human being (aren't we all?). It also leaves the viewer with so many questions; did Mark intentionally remove Eduardo from the deal or was he brainwashed into doing it by Sean Parker? Is he truly an arsehole or just incredibly socially awkward? Did he invent Facebook just to have friends? Did he really steal the Winklevosses idea and prevent them from competing with him or was he unable to get up the courage to tell them he didn't want to work on their project after all?

Playing real people can be difficult, which is not to say it isn't more difficult than playing a fictional character. It's difficult first of all because the person is alive and capable of criticising your performance and second of all because you have to choose whether or not to absolutely immerse yourself in becoming that exact person or bringing to the screen your own experiences and using that to identify with the character and become that character. Eisenberg's performance is understated and as a result it is brilliant. To play a real life person who remains elusive in the media and criticised by the people who would appear to know him best must have been a challenge but like many actors before him who take on the challenge of playing a real life character villified in public, Eisenberg is able to reveal another side to Zuckerberg; not just faithful to the picture painted by Mezrich but so much more. The final scene, as he continually refreshing the facebook page as he patiently waits to be added as a friend by his ex-girlfriend is touching and may as well have the title 'Oscar Clip' flashing at the bottom of the screen.

Newcomer Andrew Garfield also puts in an incredible performance as Saverin. He is playing the hero, for all intents and purposes. He perfectly captures Saverin's shyness and vulnerability, and makes his journey from Zuckerberg's friend to foe engaging. It's very easy for us to side with Saverin; he's attractive, extends a hand of friendship to someone in a similar position to him and to watch him being bitten by the hand he has fed (both socially and financially) is gut-wrenching. Not only that, the shifting dynamics between the two actors make it obvious that both actors have worked hard at establishing the complicated relationship between the two men. It's easy to see why he's slated to play Spider-Man in the re-energising (reboot is such a stupid term to me when applied to cinema) of the franchise. He's got the vulnerable hero role nailed down. Have I already mentioned how attractive he is?

The rest of the cast is also strong, and yes, that includes Justin Timberlake as Napster founder and dubious mentor Sean Parker. Sean Parker sees himself as a rockstar, a role Timberlake is no stranger to. Don't be fooled, Timberlake's comic turns with The Lonely Island gang and Saturday Night Live hosting duties have in some ways allowed him to become something of a, dare I say it, character actor. He may just be another successful popstar-turned-actor. Rooney Mara is also strong as Zuckerberg's ex-girlfriend Erica. It's a small role but Erica becomes the driving force for a lot of Zuckerberg's actions and if she was an unsypathetic character, or simply a lost love interest, it might be harder to understand why Mark would want to repair his relationship with her. Possibly the best of the supporting cast is Armie Hammer, who plays both Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss and had me fooled - I thought the role was played by real-life twins.

The work by Trent Reznor cannot be discounted and is a superb contribution to the film's compelling story. His dark electronic score provides an ominous edge to the computer-based action sequences. Most people won't understand the power of writing computer code and algorithms, but his score allows us to feel the impact of these codes and logarithms, and allows us to feel more fully the consequences they bring.

Mark Zuckerberg, 2010's Time Magazine Person of the Year might denounce the film as fiction, but that's not the insult he might think, because The Social Network is the best kind of fiction.

I first saw the film in New Jersey in October, and a week or so before it's official Australian release one of my Facebook friends had the following status update:

"just saw the social network and now I love facebook even more :) great movie!"

Delicious treat

So I done a script...and that. I think people should read it? Yeah? Read? Yah? Good. Great. Glad we covered...that...

Christmas Dinner

Another story of Americans Abroad

The Tourist
Rated: M
Director: Florian Henckel von Donnersmark
Starring: Angelina Jolie, Johnny Depp, Paul Bettany.

Plot: Alexander Pearce has just stolen billions of dollars from a gangster. He now has the gangster's Russian henchmen and Scotland Yard following him. Only problem is that he's had plastic surgery and no one knows what he now looks like. The only way to get to him is to follow his mistress, Elise Ward. But rather than leading them to Pearce she leads them to Frank Tupelo, an American math teacher. Tupelo is now the wrong man, chasing Elise and running from the Russians. Who will get to who first?

I watched this film thinking that instead of Jolie and Depp, Elise and Frank should have been played by Grace Kelly and Cary Grant. Mostly because this film would have been superbly executed 60 years ago. But it was made in 2010 and unfortunately lacks the Hollywood touch.

Not that they haven't tried. The film has some beautiful visuals, not least the two leads. It's an impressive cast and a stunning location, but neither the plot nor the story seem to do any of them justice.

When Elise sits down across from Frank, you can't help but think of other great swindle thrillers like North By Northwest or Charade. But where those thrillers are exciting, covering potential plotholes with more twist and turns and rapid location changes, The Tourist is a little flat, covering plotholes with 'twists and turns' and costume changes for Jolie. The costumes are amazing, by the way. But they sadly can't detract from the fact that this is a little boring. And neither can beautiful Venice. Or Paris. Or Johnny Depp.

The film is based on a french film made in 2005 called Anthony Zimmer, written and directed by Jerome Salle and starring Sophie Marceau and Yvan Attal (looked him up on IMDB and he is a babe). While I haven't seen the original, I suspect that in the tradition of remakes of French films, The Tourist loses the substance of Anthony Zimmer and just barely replaces it with style.

Those costumes really are amazing.

How I learned to stop worrying and love publishing

Hello.

So along with writing on this here blog, and writing scripts about Christmas dinners, I've been writing DVD reviews for a local street press, Reverb.

Here are my two latest pieces. If you'd like to see them in their full glory (and c'mon - who wouldn't?), click here:

The versions of my pieces that appear on this blog are my personal opinion only.

Please to enjoy!

Article 1: DVD review of Scott Pilgrim Vs the World

Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
Rating: 4/5

They say every Hollywood film is a romantic comedy. No matter the genre, at the end of the day it's about the union of two people.

Director Edgar Wright has taken this idea to heart. Shaun of the Dead is a Zombie Romantic Comedy, or Zom-Rom-Com, Hot Fuzz is a Buddy Cop Romantic Comedy (Bud-Co-Rom-Com?) and now he brings us Scott Pilgrim Vs The World, a Video Game Comic Book Slacker Romantic Comedy (suggestions welcome on how to shorten that one).

Scott Pilgrim's precious little life is turned upside when he meets the girl of his dreams, Ramona Flowers. Literally. She rollerskates through people's minds, or the subspace highway for those in the know. But she also has a rather interesting dating history. And now Scott will have to face it in a series of battles to the death if he wants to win Ramona's heart forever.

From the awesomeness ratings of the main characters to the video game references to the fight scenes, it's obvious that Wright has captured the essence of the graphic novel series by Bryan Lee O' Malley. It's very much grounded in the slacker genre, perfectly made for a generation who grew up on Super Mario Brothers. It also has the Edgar Wright touches – comic dialogue, visual gags, television references, and the hip hop montage that has become his stylistic trademark. And the 8-bit version of the Universal logo.

That's not to say there aren't flaws; is Michael Cera playing Scott Pilgrim or George Michael Bluth again? And why does someone as boring as Ramona have so many exes obsessed with her? And it has also become a trademark of Wright's films that you can see where the finish line should have been, which is usually ten minutes before the actual finish line. But that's not to say you should let these flaws stop you from enjoying the film, because it's a whole lot of fun. And some of the music was written by resident cool guy Beck. It's no Hot Fuzz, but it's one of the best movies of 2010.

Extras: outtakes, feature commentary and technical commentary. Unpreviewed.

Article 2: The best comic book movies of 2010

Graphic Action
Film and comic books represent a world of possibilities for telling stories visually and it's little wonder they inspire one another regularly. 2010 was another interesting year for the comic book movie and these are some of the year's biggest ordered from most to least awesome.

Scott Pilgrim vs The World (dir. Edgar Wright)
That a story of a no-hoper obsessed with video games forced to battle his girlfriend's exes appeared unadaptable now seems silly since Wright made it seem so easy. Get indie royalty to write some music, add video game sound effects and an RPG structure, get Michael Cera to grow his hair and it's done. Not Edgar Wright's Finest Hour, but certainly Scott Pilgrim's.

Kick-Ass (dir. Matthew Vaughn)
A bunch of vigilantes fighting crime may not be an original idea, but Vaughn's take on this dark anti-Superhero graphic novel is deceptively brilliant. Costumes tailor-made for wearing at Halloween parties, references to the comic book world, car-dancing to Gnarls Barkley, and a 13 year old girl calling a scary bunch of drug dealers the C-word. This film really does have it all!

Red (dir. Robert Schwentke)
Warren Ellis's tale of former black-ops agents targeted by their old organisation for a more permanent retirement is brilliantly brought to the screen by some of the best actors of the last 30 years. And with Dame Mirren shooting the heck out of FBI agents in a white gown and combat boots, how can it go wrong?

Iron Man 2 (dir. Jon Favreau)
Tony Stark has no super powers other than his intellect, resourcefulness and utter disdain for being ordered around. This is his second outing and while it's not a patch on the first one, it's a fascinating insight into the high visibility of national security – something the US military deals with daily. It also has Robert Downey, Jr. No further explanation of its awesomeness required.

Jonah Hex (dir. Jimmy Hayward)
Exploding steam trains? Check. Prostitute girlfriend with sass aplenty? Check. Grumpy antihero who shoots first and asks questions later? Check. Some weapon far advanced for its time? Check. We all know how well the technology thing worked for Wild, Wild West. But maybe the director didn't. Shame on you, Josh Brolin. You're better than this. You're not, Megan Fox.